Who Stinks?

One evening as 10 year old Tommy was spending the night at his grandparents’ house, his grandmother introduced him to limburger cheese. Tommy couldn’t believe how bad the smell was, and went to bed that night wondering how anyone could eat that stuff. The next afternoon as he watched his grandfather sleeping in his lazy boy, he came up with an idea. He went to the refrigerator and got out some of the limburger cheese and lightly brushed some on his grandfather’s mustache – right under his nose. Then Tommy snuck off to listen and watch what he would do when he awoke. A few minutes later, his grandfather woke up and wrinkled his nose. He said out loud to no one in particular, “It stinks in here!” The old man then walked into the kitchen and said, “It stinks in here too!” Then, walking out the back door, he stood outside and sniffed. He finally announced, “The whole world stinks!”


The moral of the story?  If the whole world stinks, its probably you.